Use My Daughter - Broken Down Van
October 29th, 2007
What’s up perverts? It’s the dirty old man pops back with another story to tell you. I’ve got this POS van. It ain’t pretty but it usually gets me to and from the liquor store. I thought I was fucked because I took a look under the hood and it looks pretty bad. Luckily, some dude driving down the street in a motor home, stops and offers to help. He’s some sort of mechanic, I guess. He takes a look at it, plays around with a few things and tells me he can fix it but it might be expensive.
I’m dead broke but my daughter was just sitting there look stupid in the passenger seat. I saw this dude checking her out and realized I might be able to work out some sort of deal. I tell him he can fuck my daughter if he’ll fix my van. He takes a look at my daughter and smiles. It doesn’t even take much convincing, within a few minutes she’s disappearing into that motor home. This is what pissed me off, a few minutes later while I’m walking down the street to grab a beer at the corner store, I spot the motor home driving off. I sure hope he enjoys fucking my daughter because I’m going to beat his ass when I see him.
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